Sunday, July 12, 2009

covenant

Dear God,



I see you.

Amen.

Love Lindsay

Friday, July 10, 2009

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Dear God,


Kudos on the amazing scenery. Where does your imagination end?


Amen.

Love Lindsay

Thursday, June 11, 2009

glamorous: flossy, flossy

Dear God,

Perhaps you inspired the editors of these magazines to recycle the same articles each month to avoid the same old redundant prayers...how can I improve my body/skin/makeup/wardrobe/sex life/etc. Maybe people who sit in airports, on beaches, or in dentist office waiting rooms were abusing prayer privileges and you wanted a break from the monotony? You could at least inspire better writing.

Amen.

Love Lindsay

Saturday, June 6, 2009

that laffy taffy...

Dear God,


I think the "take a picture of yourself by extending your arm" idea was invented for moments such as this. It has been a happy new year, you sneaky bastard.

Amen.

Love Linds

Sunday, May 31, 2009

the real thing

Dear God,


Is it football season yet? I'm going to be a better fan. Go Jags!!!!


Amen.

Love Lindsay

Saturday, May 30, 2009

school's out for summer

Dear God,


Just think: two whole months without a twelve-year-old asking me for permission to use the bathroom. Thank you, thank you, thank you for the person who decided to let school out in the summer.

Amen.

Love Lindsay

Sunday, May 24, 2009

memorial day

Dear God,

We remember.

Amen.

Love Lindsay