Thursday, June 11, 2009

glamorous: flossy, flossy

Dear God,

Perhaps you inspired the editors of these magazines to recycle the same articles each month to avoid the same old redundant prayers...how can I improve my body/skin/makeup/wardrobe/sex life/etc. Maybe people who sit in airports, on beaches, or in dentist office waiting rooms were abusing prayer privileges and you wanted a break from the monotony? You could at least inspire better writing.

Amen.

Love Lindsay

Saturday, June 6, 2009

that laffy taffy...

Dear God,


I think the "take a picture of yourself by extending your arm" idea was invented for moments such as this. It has been a happy new year, you sneaky bastard.

Amen.

Love Linds